Oh Dear God What Next?

Dear readers,
I am currently sitting in a "comfy" area at Ryerson and I have noticed that beside me, a man and a women have pulled two chairs against one another, put a blanket over themselves, and are now having sex beside me.
Now you would think i would get up and move. lol. but no, this is way too good of a thing to blog about.
Do you think they have no where else to have intercourse? and so they have chosen a very populated area of ryerson university?














Do you think they know that there are people all around them.
Oh dear the girl has looked up and saw me looking.
I am not a perve... they are under a blanket and i am not enjoy this, rather i am disgusted! I want to take a picture, but it might make noise... one sec.
no its to suspect.
anyway i must get back to studying, i just thought i would share that with you.
you.are.welcome

oh good god they have how stood up and buttoned back up and she made a loud noise, so i stupidly looked over at that crashed, and she stared at me evilly, and now... oh dear... she has grabbed him and started to make out HARDCORE in front of everyone. ick ick ick

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Homeless People and Crackheads

Good Morning[ish] Readers!
Welcome to Tuesday :)
Its not an especially amazing day today. Kinda boring actually. But whatever.

This blog today is about homeless people, and crackheads and how rude and stupid they can be!!
I have come to this conclusion based on two things.

I went into Starbucks today to grab a tea, and a lady that i ALWAYS see around town is holding the door for me. She asks me for change for a pop [she says] and i politely say i don't have any change... which was true i only had debit.

I am inside in line and i decided to be a nice person and i offer to buy her a small coffee.
She says no, she doesnt want me to buy it she just wants change for a pop. And then she says "But its ok when you are done buying your coffee, you can give me your change." And i was just like like "um no," and then she gave me a dirty look and walked away.
Crazy CRACKHEAD! and rude
The second thing that happened was when my boyfriend was visiting me in Toronto.
He and i had found a nice pair of leather gloves and we decided to be nice and give then to a homeless man. Well we handed them to the man and all he said was "Thats good. do you have any change."
WTF
People are soooo rude.

Anyway
I would like to inform you readers that today i am buying a journal to keep in my purse, so anytime anything funny happens, i can write it down and then i can remember to blog about it!
This [im sure] will lead to more, and funnier blogs. which would be swell in my opinion!! Hopefully in your opinion as well :P

Ok and i would also like readers to know that i am going to start reviewing things that i do in toronto and places that i go, so that whoever reads this will know where to go and where not to :)

Yay!

Anyway ladies and gents!
I shall be going now
I'm away laughing on a fast camel


Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Oh Canada... Great Job... Oh Sidney Crosby... 416-234-5678

Good afternoon readers!
Im back after.... possibly a week of not writing...
And before you look at the title and go OMG im going to call this number and try to talk to SMARTYPANTSE and just bug the hell out of her until she goes crazy... you should know that the number in the title is IN FACT not a real number (dumby)... or it might be a real number, so feel free to call it... but the person that you talk to will NOT be SMARTYPANTSE!
i just thought i would tell you that so the people who read this (if there are any) that i do not know in real life, will not try to call me. so yah lol

OK so everyone had better of watched the hockey game last night. cause if you didnt i will be PISSED. lol We need to support Canada people!

Anyway i wont go on and on about it too too much but i just thought i would share what i thought of the events of last night. FIRST OF ALL the game last night was soooo intense. Like seriously sit-on-the-edge-of-your-seat-digging-your-nails-into-the-person-next-to-you kind of intense. Everyone should be so proud of our country :) i am!

But i feel the need to tell everyone something... SIDNEY CROSBY, ALTHOUGH MORE FAMOUS THAT OTHER PEOPLE ON THE CANADIAN OLYMPIC MALE HOCKEY TEAM, DID NOT WIN GOLD ON HIS OWN, AND ALTHOUGH HE SCORED THE WINNING GOAL, HE STILL DID NOT DO IT ON HIS OWN... AND ALTHOUGH HE IS SEXY... HE STILL DID NOT DO IT ON HIS OWN!!! lmao...



















I just want everyone to know this
Same as, people should cut the American goalie some slack (even though it is icky America) because he didnt lose alone either... he played well... and they are ALL losers together :)
I also wanted to point out that even though i normally write words right across the pictures that i have on here, i couldn't taint Crosby's face, so there you go, its below his picture!! enjoy looking lol
Anywaayyy

So funnest thing ever though. Last night i went downtown Toronto at around 10PM and i saw a ton of people in red, drinking in the streets, dancing, giving high fives, whistling, cheering, screaming, waving flags, honking horns, breaking bottles, in the backs of pickup trucks, singing, and just having a gay ol time :P
anyway a guy yelled at me from the back of a pickup truck to hop in, so i did, and then my friends Vee, La and Yaya hopped in too! it was so fun, we were screaming, waving, singing, high fiving, dancing, and i got to hold a huge Canadian flag!

It was such a fun night and it was crazy. After Yonge street got opened up again, everyone headed to pubs to party it up some more, and it was a blast, three of my friends went home and my friend Rae came out to the pub with me. It was such a blast.

Party it up Canada, All week long.


Love Always
SmartyPants xo