Every Knook and Cranny... Sadly

Good afternoon readers! how are you guys today?
I am well, except for the fact that i am beyond stressed, and tired and yah... also im creeped out...
So last night i went to a club/ bar type place with my toronto gang, and it was actually really boring for a thursday night, and so therefore i decided to leave:

[In a cab]
Cab Driver: Do you smoke?
Me: Ew no
Cab Driver: Well you smell like smoke
Me: Oh well i was standing with my friend who smokes
Cab Driver: oh
Me: Do you smoke?
Cab Driver: Only Marijuana
Me: ohh.. [weird] ok
Cab Driver: and only when i want to have sex!
Me: Ohh [giggling]
Cab Driver: ya i last longer that way
Me: Ic ... Interesting
Cab Driver: yah and it feels better too
Me: Yep [ahh what a creeper... why are you telling me about this]
Cab Driver: i just like to touch every knook and cranny of a girl you know?
Me: [Small terrified laugh: oh please dont rape me]
Cab Driver: Thats what girls want right?
Me: guess so...
Cab Driver: yep where am i bringing you again
Me: [ahh]

luckily readers. i made it home untouched yet scarred for life. this 250 pound man is a little bit to open. haha made for a funny night though.. and FYI readers, i was in no way intoxicated, so each and every bit of this is true. just thought i would share this with you :P

Anyway i guess i will share with you the moral of the story. Smoking is bad, in general... and it causes you to smell like smoke, which causes creepy people -such as cab drivers- to talk to you about their sex lives. [and every knook and cranny] I dont really know how i get myself in such awkward situations, but i seem really good at it dont i? lol

Ok so i just wanted to share with you my favorite 4 places to be in toronto so far
The Unicorn Pub on Younge and Eglington
The Octopus on College and just past Bathhurst
Imperial Pub on Dundas and Victoria
and Filthy McNastys on Younge and Eglington

They are the bombest places to be... so ya lmao
Anyway i shall go now as i have shared with you my thoughts for today.
Remember what i told you. my morals to all of my stories (which are all true) will keep you safe and alive probably.. lol

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Diana R.I.P

Hey everyone, this is a special blog dedicated to a friend of my family who passed away yesterday at the age of 45. It was so sudden and so sad. She will be missed.
My mom met Diana when she was pregnant with me, and Diana was pregnant with her daughter Alisha. They had classes together to prepare for birth. They became great friends and for the next 19 years they talked on the phone nearly every day. They grew very close because of how close in age Alisha and I are, and were able to share one anothers experiences together as we grew up. A beautiful person has been lost. Diana, you have touched the lives of so many, and for the friend you have been for my mother i thank you, may you rest in peace Diana. You will always be in our hearts.
Please pray for the family of Diana.

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Photo Album of Boredness!

You are welcome Delci and Dave :)

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SmartyPants xo

AHH

 AHHH

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SmartyPants xo

Just A Random Line In A Song I Like

 the city has sex with itself i suppose
as the concrete collides, the scenery grows

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

If You Are Lucky Enough To be Irish, Then You Are Lucky Enough

Goodday and welcome to Tuesday February 9th 2010
did you realize that today is the only Tuesday February 9th 2010 that you will ever expirence? Make it a good one readers! lol
Also i wanted to point out that the title of this blog has little or nothing to do with the actual blog itself. i am just a fan of the quote!!

(This picture -above- is dedicated to Delcinea)

Ok so lets have a serious conversation now... lets talk about last night when i was walking home from flow, and i saw something (but right now i cant recall exactly what the something was) and i started to rap about it inside my head (at least i hope it was inside my head haha) and it went something like this "its a hobo, its a hobo... what what what... A HOBO!" and this song just played over and over again in my head on the whole walk home!
So the point is that i am a bit of a crazy person, and i will most likely soon be speaking to myself while walking down the toronto streets, like much of the other crack heads that wander about downtown. oh dear god please do not let me start talking to myself.
just the other day some dude came up walking behind me screaming to himself that when we get to heaven... god will not feed us, rather he will make us starve... and then he started growling in a very unpleasant manner like he was going to tear my head off.
when you are in this situation ladies and gents, please do not make eye contact with the crazy... i unfortunatly made the mistake of glancing in his direction and he began screaming directly at me for a brief minute. i was quite terrified, and possibly scarred for life.
And FYI crazy man... if and when i make it to heaven... im SURE since its HEAVEN... i will be fed... if not... then why the hell does anyone work so hard to get there? just curious.
im not even sure if i believe in heaven. i rather believe in re-incarnation as it sounds more interesting. in my opinion i have been an amazing angel in this lifetime thus far (hah) and therefore i may as well come back as a goddess in my next life! wouldnt that be wonderful?? I THINK SO!!!

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Valentines Day Special

Hey peeps :P
From here on out once a week i will be posting my FLOW journal on here. Its the journal that i have had to hand in. So there you go haha

So anyway i just thought i would tell you that but i will not be posting one today. lol
Ok so i would like to dedicate this blog to valentines day.. and because valentines day is coming up on sunday (less than a week away) So lets talk about the lovey-dovey (sex-tastic) day!
I would like to point something out a few things to the men who may be reading this:
-Diamonds ARE a girls best friend
-Stuffed animals are cute but they arent diamonds
-A card may be sentimental but it isnt diamonds
-Perfume may smell lovely... but guess what... it isnt diamonds
-A poem, though original... is not a diamond
-A key to your heart... not only is it not a diamond... UMM TACKY

lmao

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Ugg

Monday February 1st

Good afternoon wonderful humans
You may have noticed that a blog about mail is missing. but that is only because i deleted it and never mind why.
anyway i would like all of you people to know that yesterday was my 19th birthday and it was wonderful.
i was surrounded by all of the people that i care most about in this world.
So i would like to say thanks to everyone who made my birthday just PERFECT. you guys truly are the best!

ok ok so anyway, what shall i write about today to put comedy into our world? hmmm give me a minute please.

i honestly feel like my mind is blank right now... weird. maybe i should read the news and something will inspire me? i hope so. another minute please...

Tuesday February 3rd

So here i am continuing the blog that i started the other day because i really didn't have anything to talk about the other day... not that i do now. life is just busy and uneventful!!

so anyway im going to post this even though it is very brief and boring!


Love Always

SmartyPants xo