To Blog or Not To Blog... That Is The Question

hello loved ones. i have a confession to make... i am very ashamed of myself.. because i said i would never stoop so low.
I think i should go to confession. I just need to get this out. please dont judge me... i am merely a human being... i am not perfect...
ok here goes...

I GAVE IN TO WHOPPER WEDNESDAY!!!! Thats right :( i ate a whopper from burger king today and i liked it!)
lmfao

so yah, i dont feel so good how that its in my stummy. i actually kinda wish i was friends with bulimia right now (and i know thats nothing to joke about but still) AND FOR THE RECORD I AM NOT FRIENDS WITH BULIMIA! When i become famous i just KNOW this is going to come back to haunt me. people magazine will have an article about me being bulimic... i will not be pleased... but i will remember that i did it to myself.

and the thing is... i could just delete it right now but... i just dont feel like it. i am THAT lazy that i dont even feel like deleting it... wow... and new low.
on another note, i am sorry to inform you that i have not seen any blog-inspiring people lately, so that i why i am writing about whopper Wednesday... in case you were wondering.
lol
ok ladies and gents, my birthday is on sunday.. so you guys better damn well not forget. i will be mighty upset if you do... so DONT.. that is the solution.
Ok ppl im out
Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Snookums Bookums
Your, the apple of my eye
And i love you so
and i want you to know
that i will always be right here
and i will always sing these songs to you
because you are so dear :)Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Boring Day

 Hello and welcome to Wednesday afternoon...
Today is just tooooo boring for my life...
Have a good day ...

lots of love and sex and magic to all of you

SmartyPants xo

The Next Michael Jackson? *Shudders*

Wow ok if you know me you would know that i have always been terrified of michael jackson... but heres the thing... blondie heidi montag seems to be taking over his looks... 10 procedures in one day? COMMON! I am officially scared of her...

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Lucky Ducky

Just shook hands with Jully Black... Yep im a lucky girl... (p.s. she is really nice!) thank you FLOW935 for this opportunity! loveee it























 Did i think i would be shaking hands with celebs last year at this time? nope... did i think this would be happening two months ago? nope... that just goes to show you how quickly life changes. i mean wow...
Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Arent Those Lashes a Bit THICK For Your Age, Old Lady?

Hello Old lady, welcome to Starbucks... what can i get you today? oh you aren't sure? i would suggest looking at our very clear, large menus up there (points to the menu boards)... whats that? you cant read them? it must be your age... after all you are old. wait a minute... it might help if you could open your eyes... those eyelashes (fake) look awfully THICK... They are weighing down your lids... making it impossible to open your eyes.



I have a question for you old lady, and pardon me if im being rude... but why do you need to wear these lashes? no one expects you to look nice.. you are very old... and will be dead soon enough... what is the sense in gluing fakies on? I really am just curious...

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Swimming In A Big Pool Of Yumm

Good afternoon, and welcome to this special post.
I am currently surrounded by celebs... Sexy talented celebs!!!
Such as... Little X, Danny Fernandez, and more are coming... im pretty sure kos is coming too. im so happy!
im just in my own little happy lalalala YUMM world. my apologies but this is the end of this specific blog because i have to write about old ladies with fake eyelashes in starbucks... and so that will be on the next one... and also... i will be updating who i have seen today throughout the day. stay tuned lovies...

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Asian Daredevils... But Whats With The Hood Thing?

Green light, rush hour, downtown Toronto... Cars speeding through the streets... Smart people waiting for the signal to walk... others, not so brilliant, have decided to tighten their hoods as tight as they can around their heads and run through the bustling, busy, traffic. i wish i had a picture.. ok well i just made a picture on paint for you...

ok.... so i realise this man isnt asian, and he isnt running through traffic, but hey whatever at least you have the oportunity to see what the people look like... ok now picture them running through traffic.
It confuses me a little bit... first of all... is this hood-tightening thing ment to be a fashion statement? and why do they feel its nessasary to run through traffic like this? this cant be safe! not at all...

Also... if anyone recognises this man that i have drawn a hood onto, and he is a)a celeb that you adore, or b) one of your family members... then my apologies for drawing this tight black hood on him.. but i think its pretty comical... but thats just my opinion.

anyway... enough about this foolishness, lets have a chat about Haiti. Haiti could really use your help, and Flow93.5 is having a telethon to raise money for Haiti on Monday January 18th 2010 (aka tomorrow). Tomorrow i will post the phone number that will be used to raising money, but for now,  all you need to do is visit www.redcross.ca/flowhelps or text "haiti" to 45678... if you live in Canada, which im assuming most of you do, or if by chance you are from the states, text "haiti" to 90999... By texting either of these numbers you will be donating $5.00 to Haiti, and it will show up on your phone bill. Please donate what you can.

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

p.s. EVERYONE BETTER REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY IS COMING UP!!! JAN 31ST!

The Toilet Lady...

 Wow so, according to the article posted in my previous blog, this lady was so scared to leave the bathroom that she actually had not left for 2 years. Unfortunate for other people who needed to use the washroom eh? I would think other people using that washroom would want some privacy. after all i wouldn't want a random girl just chillin in there while i'm doing my business!
Anyway... In the end the "toilet lady"got stuck to the toilet by her bottom. (but im sure you figured that) apparently police found her just stuck... and her boyfriend just thought this was okay? REALLY? REALLY? really?? (delci i thought you would enjoy that... SNL... duh)
The real question is... why is this guy dating someone who cant leave the bathroom, and even better, that is stuck to the toilet? There HAS to be something wrong with this dude right?
I can JUST imagine what their date nights must be like...
skip the candles... just light a match? :)

Love Always
SmartyPants xo

Toilet Lady... Wow

Women Stuck on Toilet

Above is a link that i randomly came across today during some "spare time" at Flow. I will comment more later... just read it... lol...
Also Above is a picture of the place the "Toilet Lady" Lived... lovely isnt it?

When I Get Older I Will Be Stronger

Good afternoon and welcome to my life.
so i have just recently found out that my boyfriend Dave is moving 4 hours away from me and will remain 4 hours away from me for 7 months... wow... it sucks i know! He is going to his friends house which i think is stupid but whatever. So anyway i will see him very rarely and therefore... obviously i am SOOOO upset!
I love him, but this will be a huge test on our relationship. i hope we make it... i really really do.
so anyway in the past few days i have mostly just cried and cried... oh yah, and cried. so needless to say i have not been able to focus on much else... wonderful... and the week that classes are starting for me too.

anyway on another note, i have found some random facts to cheer everyone up.




1. If you put a cell phone in the microwave (dont turn the microwave on) and call it... it wont ring!

2. if you chew gum while cutting onions, you wont cry.

yay!

love always

SmartyPants

A True MLIA Moment

Today at work i photocopied 40 copies of something. The photocopier gave me a few extras... I Thanked it for being generous. :P

I hope this brought comedy to your life. Im going to write more later, because i dont have time to fully blog atm... but i think i will have alot to say later, and im sorry delci, but some of it will be about me sad. ill explain another time.

love always
SmartyPants

p.s. When i get older... i will be stronger

Thats all for now folks

I Wonder How Much She Got Paid

Good afternoon chums, and welcome to my blog about the voice on the Toronto Subway.
As i have to ride the subway often now to get from one place to another, i have become curious about the ladies voice on the subway. im sure you know what im talking about...
"The next station is Bloor... Bloor Station... Arriving at Bloor... Bloor Station..."
Every Subway has the same voice so that means that it was one lady that did the voice...
But heresa few things you might want to think about next time you hear the voice...... how do you go about getting a job like that? How much do you get paid for a job like that? why does she have to repeat everything twice? (i mean lets face it... no matter how packed the subway is, you can hear what she is saying perfectly clear, as the voice is soooo loud) also im curious about what her name is.
If you have taken a ride on the super fun toronto subway (lol) im sure you have thought about what the voices name is...
I have definitely got lost in thought thinking about it in the past. In fact.. i have been known to think so deeply about the name of the subway lady that i occasionally miss my stop... or stops...
I actually came up with a life story about the subway voice (and my apologies for going on and on about this)... The voices name is Carol... she was born in toronto. When carol was 17 she realized she was a lesbian. Her parents didnt accept this, and she was forced to move out. Living on her own was a challenge.. especially at a young age.. and anyway the long of the long of it is... she needed some fast cash, and she happened to be talking on her cell phone on the subway one day, and was approached by a man named charles who is in change of the toronto subways. in the end she was able to get the job as the subway lady..
I hope you enjoyed this.
maybe you did maybe you didnt... but oh well

love you lots

SmartyPants

p.s. Static Fashion UPDATE: i have not yet tried out my static fashion  style... i will have to work up the courage.. but i will be sure to do the style soon and post a pic for my loyal followers (er...follower...)

Static Fashion

I thought i would share a dream that i have recently had about a new style.... and (lmao) im thinking of actually trying this out. because well...i live in t.o and everyone needs their own style right?

anyway have you ever taken a pair of pants out of the dryer only to realize that a sock is stuck to them? have you ever paused for a minute and asked yourself whether you should peel that static-y sock off the pants or leave it on? have you ever considered that maybe a static-y sock is all you need to complete the appearance of your favorite pants?

Well i have... many a times... but wait... (i feel like im on a commercial) why bother with static when you can pin the sock right to your jeans? Static is unreliable and and leaves the risk of losing your precious sock... with a pin the sock is in place all day long... brilliant i think... and a fashion statement thats for sure.

Im calling it STATIC FASHION... no one take my idea ok? cause im going to be the trend setter on this one. soon you will see celebrities doing this across the world... well at least lady gaga... im surprised she hasn't tried it already...

anyway on another note... have you ever taken the time to watch someone sleep? it is quite interesting... especially when they are having a dream, talking in their sleep, or sleep walking. my favorite is when everyone is awake but one person... and that one person is just talking away to themselves... so very funny indeed (if you ask me).  The other day i was with two of my friends and one was asleep and myself and the other were not... and the sleeping one randomly shouts out "im on the phone!"
Sadly, her phone was across the room...

anyway ladies and gents...

im out

SmartyPants xo

Good Morning Sunshine. Now Piss Off... Im Still Sleeping

So i woke up this morning with a big smile on my face. Not. So maybe no one got this memo... IM A TEENAGER... still.!!! and therefore... mathematically... that means that i love to sleep in... so the 9am internship thing isnt like... amazing in that sense. 

but i seem to be complaining about the internship a lot. 

it really is a good experience.. and i am learning a lot...  so its good.

ok enough about the internship.. 

I have a WORD OF THE DAY: WHYLING why-ling (please note that it is not officially spelled that way) Whyling means over reacting in one way or another... for an example.... "omg he totally said this and then she said this and then omg this happened.. omg..." "you are whyling!" so if u catch my drift... thats what it means. 

Anyway... i dont think i have the full amount of comedy in me at this time... so therefore...  i guess i will just go... im off laughing on a fast camel... and as special words of wisdom, brought to you by the bathroom in flow 93.5 fm: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be neat and wipe the seat." 


yours truley!!!


SmartyPants


p.s. if delci is reading this... then PLEASE READ THE POST FROM YESTERDAY TOO... muah haha

Youll Know Her When You See Her

"Shes the one with lipstick on her chin.
Heres what i need you to do...
Take this package... jump up and down 3 times while meowing... this ensures that you are worthy of the task.
Then Please Take the elevator Up 7 Levels (yes i realise that there are only 4 levels in the building... just do it)
When you find the 7th floor i want you spin around in a circle while saying the number 1, 7, 42, 81, 2000, 3256,3, 12334, 3563, and 222. The receptionist was hopefully at her desk while you did this and hopefully she punched the numbers in her computer. if not, then repeat.
After the numbers have been punched you will have access to the main office.
i want you to deliver the package to a lady named Helen Basket.
Shes the one with lipstick on her chin.
Thanks Intern Girl... i really appreciate it!"

Oh the joys of being the intern slave! Just kidding i secretly love it. well maybe not the fetching and delivering that i am made to do, but the other stuff... yah its sick...

So i would love to tell you that today consisted of more than folding papers, filing, and liking envelopes... but nope... not at all. But ah well. it is what it is...

anyway i hope to write more later. hope you enjoyed the funnys!! lmao

-Love always
SmartyPants