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Friday, April 30, 2010

Shes As Hot As ACDC: She Gets His ThunderStruck

Hey Beautiful People.

Welcome to Friday, and what a marvi day it is outdoors!!! in fact, i think i shall go sit outside now to write the remainder of this post!! one moment please while i relocate myself.            
Wow, wind and all... it is warmy out today!! Everything looks very lush and green in my backyard... If you know me at all you will know that that is thanks to my mother who loves and is amazing at gardening!!
I wish i could tell you guys that i have something thoughtful to talk about today... but i really dont... kinda sucks because my blogs have been pretty bland lately!!
But readers, i shall share with you that i am still a smitten kitten... Im trying really really hard to kinda get un-smitten... because im sure he and i are not looking for similar things. A summer fling might be fun though... just MUST try not to become to attached!!!! lol anyway loves, im going to go eat something as i am starving!!!
Love Always
SmartyPants xo

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

And I Wonder If I Ever Cross Your Mind: For Me It Happens All The Time

Good afternoon readers,
Its a cold and windy Wednesday, and am spending my day inside my house.
Today i feel a little bit empty readers, but im sure im just having an off day.
Today i feel like there is something missing in my life, but i have no idea what that something could possibly be. But anyway, i will push that feeling aside, place a smile on my face and stop feeling sorry for myself. I have it a ton better then a lot of people in this world, so who am i to be in this kind of mood?
Anyway, How are you all doing today? I hope well lol.
Ill just tell a joke to lighten the mood, and then im going to go... i will blog more later... but for now i will probably just depress you. lol


A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.

She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."

The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?" 


Love Always
SmartyPants xo

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Think You'll Be Getting This Nah, Nah, Nah

Hey loves,
Im writing right now and im cheesed, so dont hold everything i say against me...alright??
Anywho.. lets talk about being ditched... because its a HUGE PISS OFF!!! if you ask me...
So lets just say i made plans to hang out with someone... um yesterday... and lets just say that plans were confirmed until just now, 10 minutes before we are suppose to hang out... and they text me telling me that they cant chill.... oh ya, and they ditched me yesterday too... SO thats not even the worst part readers, im CHEESED because there excuse is that they have school work to do... and they would have known about the school work for hours now, and they didnt feel the need to inform me that they were busy until the very last minute... which means i didnt have time to make other plans, and i got all ready for NO REASON... im pissed pissed pissed off... and you know what... i cant be bothered with this bull. I dont give a rats ass if we hang out ever.
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Love Always
SmartyPants xo

If Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right: Try Three

'Afternoon Readers
Today is a chilly but pretty day and i am enjoying it by spending time with my besty, playing with a fine feathered friend, and watching the movie "Princess Bride," which is one of my favorite movies of all time!!! Right now i am at the part where Wesley has just climbed up the cliff without a rope and is fighting the giant!!! Very intense and exciting!!! I seriously LOVE this movie!!!!
So lovies, im not sure if you know of my history with pets, but i shall share it with you. I have a dog named sam, and we get along quite well, but he is basically the only successful animal i have had. In my life i have had about a million fish that i have failed at looking after, two guinea pigs, named lily and applesauce, that smelled so bad i developed a hate for them, and a budgie named Shark Bait Hoo Haha, who had the unfortunate incident of being squished in the window by my brother... (But its kinda ok because he was mentally retarded anyway... like he always flew into walls, slid down, got back up, flew into another wall, slid back down... etc...) BUT ANYWAY... the point that i am trying to get at is that i have, in the past, been a failure when it comes to pets...
But i am determined... With my new Budgie, Princess Quansuela Banana Hammock, that i will train in properly, and give it alot of attention and love so that her and i will be the very best of friends!!!
Also... do you know what this means? Today i have cleared another item off my summer bucket list!!! Number 14... Buy a new pet!!! :) Bravo SmartyPants... Bravo!!!
Anyway i shall go back to watching my movie... Cheerio!!


















Love Always
SmartyPants xo

Monday, April 26, 2010

Hey Ho Lets Go

Hey loves of my life,
How is everyone doing?
Im a little cheesed right now lovies. I wont share on here because i dont feel like some eyes cant see the reason.. but what ever...
I was having a quite marvi day and then blah... oh fricken boy...
Lets talk about yesterday and all the fun i had celebrating my bestie's dads birthday... We went to this place called fleetway, and we went rock climbing, robe walking, bowling, and played in the arcade... which was very fun if you ask me!!! and my arms are not even sore from rock climbing!!! which is a bonus if you ask me!!!
Hum Dee Dum...
Anyway, im not really sure what i really have left to talk about today... so i think i will just say cherrio, have a good night...
xoxoxox

Love Always
SmartyPants xo

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Going Bananas

Hey Sex Pots,
I just thought i would give you all a goodnight kiss before i curl up under the covers and dream about wonderful things...
So here goes...
XOXOX
I threw some hugs in there you lucky ducks
sleep well
nighty night
<3

Love Always
 SmartyPants xo

Friday, April 23, 2010

Summer list update

1. Get a summer job
2. Act in a play
3. Karaoke at a bar
4. Get my own place
5. Road trip to guelph (again)
6. Clubbing in London
7. Clubbing in Toronto
8. Volunteer or work at television or radio station
9. Ride a horse
10. Go to Port Burwell Beach
11. Go to Grand Bend Beach
12. Sing at an open mic night
13. Go to a musical or play
14. Get a new pet  (April 27 2010, Budgie, Princess Quansuela Banana Hammock) 
15. Go to a pool party
16. Have a bonfire
17. Go to a bonfire  (April 22 2010, Tim and James dads house)
18. Build a bear
19. Picnic
20. Go to the African Lion Safari
21. Go Camping with friends
22. Watch a meteor shower
23. Sleep under the stars
24. Sleep on the trampoline
25. Play soccer
26. Play Basketball
27. Play imaginary baseball
28. Play baseball
29. Water Balloon Fight
30. Water gun fight
31. Go to Nana and papas cottage
32. Swim Across nana and papas lake
33. Cliff jump
34. Ride on the back of a motorcycle
35. Go on a boat
36. Go on a bike trail
37. Go to a small diner in a small town for breakfast
38. Cards Tournament
39. Catch fireflies
40. Play in the rain
41. Dance in the rain
42. Save the park
43. Play hop scotch
44. Play with chalk
45. Blow bubbles
46. Go to the local folk festival
47. Go to the movies with my brothers
48. Go to the drive in near my town
49. Go to the drive in near london
50. Colour with crayons
51. Read a book and then watch the movie
52. Make freezer popsicles
53. Camping in the back yard
54. Back yard party at Delcis moms
55. Kayak in the river
56. kayak in the lake
57. backflip off a diving board
58. Make a new friend
59. Have a song session in the park
60. Go roller Blading
61. Watch fireworks
62. Watch a parade
63. Bake cookies
64. "Jam" with other musicians
65. Nap in the backyard
66. Fly a kite
67. Walk through a forrest
68. Write a song
69. Teach myself guitar
70. Dance on a table (April 21 2010, Erins Backyard on the picnic table)
71. Cuddle under the stars
72. Dance around like a crazy lady in public
73. Dress like a hippy
74. Spy on people wearing all black
75. Dont watch tv for a week
76. Discover something new
77. Go to Canada's Wonderland
78. Go camping with family
79. Make a video about the summer
80. Make a video about a fictional story
81. Feel butterflies!
82. photocopy my face






















Love Always
SmartyPants xo

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

I Am A Hooligan, You Are A Hooligan.. And He Is Just Whyling!

Dearest Darlingest Readers,
I am currently sitting in Delci's highschool's library working on her essay and blogging obviously. I would be at home cleaning but my dad decided to Whyl out at us. Which, in retarded terms means FREAKING OUT! (For no reason)
Delci and i were just minding our own business, daning around to music and whatnot in my back yard because it is such a marvie day, when he comes storming out, demanding to know our age, even though he knows exactly how old we are...(And Delci kindly pointed out that she was 18 and he flipped his wig and yelled " i know how old you are." which is awfully confusing, because what is the point in asking then... and after all that he said "are you guys seven?" which we clearly are not.. as what kind of seven year old has BOLDERS like Delci and i?...HA That is a very good question if i do say so myself!) ... anyway i did not enjoy his fit at all. So we packed up our music and got into the car and drove here, as Delci had to go to class anyhow. But i guess the moral to this story is that people above the age of 18 are not allowed to have fun in my dads opinion. What-EVER i cant be bothered, that is why i have run away to here, and i shall never ever return... until tomorrow probably... gah he CHEESES me!!
On another note, you may have noticed that i have typed alot today! and that is because of the fact that i am a fast typer again as i have removed the false nails. Sadly though my underneath nail is very ugly and crippled. I need a nail wheel chair, although i dont think that has been invented yet. I cant bother myself with inventing things. I am far to busy dancing my life away on picnic tables here and there, and enduring fits from my Vati... who i have to say... is becoming one of the elderly insane!
Anyway lovies, i am now probably going to start Delcis essay on Hamlet, as i am a good writer, and she is also my besty, and if she doesnt get it done then it is unlikely we will be able to enjoy our evening.... which would be a shame.

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

P.s. Below is an updated list of my summer "Bucket List."

1. Get a summer job
2. Act in a play
3. Karaoke at a bar
4. Get my own place
5. Road trip to guelph (again)
6. Clubbing in London
7. Clubbing in Toronto
8. Volunteer or work at television or radio station
9. Ride a horse
10. Go to Port Burwell Beach
11. Go to Grand Bend Beach
12. Sing at an open mic night
13. Go to a musical or play
14. Get a new pet
15. Go to a pool party
16. Have a bonfire
17. Go to a bonfire
18. Build a bear
19. Picnic
20. Go to the African Lion Safari
21. Go Camping
22. Watch a meteor shower
23. Sleep under the stars
24. Sleep on the trampoline
25. Play soccer
26. Play Basketball
27. Play imaginary baseball
28. Play baseball
29. Water Balloon Fight
30. Water gun fight
31. Go to Nana and papas cottage
32. Swim Across nana and papas lake
33. Cliff jump
34. Ride on the back of a motorcycle
35. Go on a boat
36. Go on a bike trail
37. Go to a small diner in a small town for breakfast
38. Cards Tournament
39. Catch fireflies
40. Play in the rain
41. Dance in the rain
42. Save the park
43. Play hop scotch
44. Play with chalk
45. Blow bubbles
46. Go to the local folk festival
47. Go to the movies with my brothers
48. Go to the drive in near my town
49. Go to the drive in near london
50. Colour with crayons
51. Read a book and then watch the movie
52. Make freezer popsicles
53. Camping in the back yard
54. Back yard party at Delcis moms
55. Kayak in the river
56. kayak in the lake
57. backflip off a diving board
58. Make a new friend
59. Have a song session in the park
60. Go roller Blading
61. Watch fireworks
62. Watch a parade
63. Bake cookies
64. "Jam" with other musicians
65. Nap in the backyard
66. Fly a kite
67. Walk through a forrest
68. Write a song
69. Teach myself guitar
70. Dance on a table (April 21 2010, Erins Backyard on the picnic table)
71. Cuddle under the stars
 

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

We Can Go To The Park After Dark: Smoke That Tumbleweed

Hello complete idiots who are participating in 4/20...
Hello wonderful readers that are not..
Welcome to Tuesday, a bright and sun-shiny day! And a Stupid day to have 4/20... Which is stupid pot smoking day, which is just STUPID. (But that is just my opinion on the topic)
Well readers, i am officially moved back home, and i have a lot of unpacking and organizing to do.. but if i spend this afternoon doing it there shouldn't be a problem...
But ya, anyway i actually dont have alot to say right now, i just thought i would say hello...
Below i am going to post reasons why pot is bad for you.... please read and consider before you act stupid.


1. Save money. Most chronic pot smokers buy in quantity (the smart ones) and probably spend on average about $10–$20 per day depending on availability and which dealer is answering the phone. follow my suggestion about saving your weed money for six months, or until you are positive that you have kicked your pot "addiction."

2. Increased stamina. Smoking is death on your lungs. No question. If you're a chronic, then your lung capacity sucks, and you probably can't run two blocks without feeling like you are going to pass out. Pathetic. This is not healthy and lack of exercise is the leading cause of serious health problems of every kind.

3. Your loved ones. I promise you. No family member or close friend wants to see you stumble through life in a cloud of pot smoke.  Quit weed for your family. They want the best for you.

4. Sleep better. It's a well known fact that smoking weed before bed interupts or disrupts your natural sleep cycles. even though you have convinced yourself that you can't sleep without it, you are actually sabotaging your healthy sleep rhythms every night. After you quit weed, you will get better rest, feel less stressed and have more energy throughout the day. Getting the proper amount of sleep is a key factor in staying healthy, reducing stress, and ultimately living longer.

5. Anxiety disorder. It's a fairly well documented fact that long time weed smokers can suffer severe anxiety disorder after quitting smoking weed. Treatment for anxiety is incredibly difficult and complicated to implement. The longer you wait to quit, the more you increase your chances of becoming an unfortunate statistic.
6. Uncontrollable mood swings. If theres one truth you should admit to yourself, It's that your weed habit has made you a moody prick. When you're high, you're normal. When you're not high, you're much more of an asshole. Get real, you don't want to be that person. It's the truth for most pot-heads. I've know enough people like this, and they all think they're fine all the time.

7. Inaction and Impotence. I'm not talking about sex necessarily, I'm talking about your whole life. When you're high, you come up with all kinds of ideas that are never realized. Why? because when you are sober you don't tend to follow through, or even really remember why your idea was good (which it probably wasn't anyway). smoking weed provides the perfect excuse for actually accomplishing anything real because you are in a satisfied state. All of the things you wish would change, seem far less urgent when you're high, and escaping the reality of your situation, whatever that may be. Every time you get high, you pull the rug out from underneath yourself.

8. Learning disability á la Marijuana. That's right, you are impairing your ability to learn. There are extensive studies to indicate that things learned in one state, for example when you are high, are not easily remembered when you are sober, and vice versa. Can you say drop-out? Going to class stoned and then taking a test sober just doesnt work. Your education suffer if you continue to smoke weed every day. Guaranteed.

9. Decreased sex drive and dating woes. Want to suck the romance out of your relationships? Get high all the time, I promise you that the last thing you will feel like doing is to make love. Maybe at first with your new girlfriend/boyfriend it will seem fun, but over time getting high will take precedence over your love life. When you are happily stoned, you won't want to brush your teeth, comb your hair and feel sexy. You will probably watch more bad TV, eat take out more often, exercise less, and spend less time with your friends. By continually affirming each others desire to smoke weed, you will be perpetuating a climate of acceptance for each others pot habit. Single? Good luck finding someone that will put up with your chronic weed habit. even if you do, you will be continuing to "lock" yourself into a lifestyle you actually hate.

10. Social retard or recluse. It happens to just about every chronic, you simply cannot handle social situations without getting high to cope. This inevitably leads to avoidance, which eventually leads to a reclusive lifestyle , where the situations you subject yourself to are controlled by pot friendly places and people, but more often than not you just stay home by yourself.

 
11. Wasted time. What would you do if you could get back all the time you've spent trying to track down a gram? I Every chronic has the same story. Buying weed isn't like going to the corner store and getting yourself a six-pack. It's all about chasing around some seedy distasteful character who has you eating out of the palm of their hand.

12. Pot just isn't that good most of the time. Admit it. How many times have you smoked really good weed or really good hash. Not that many I'm willing to guess. The truth is, you can't just get what you want, It's what they got... which most of the time is kind of shitty weed, or hash that is cut with something horrible that you'd rather not know about. I

(THIS IS ADDED APRIL 21 2O1O: THE ABOVE FACTS ABOUT WEED WERE COPIED AND PASTED FROM A WEBSITE, AND ALTHOUGH IT SAID "I HAD EXPIRENCE WITH WEED" THIS WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE ELSE.)
Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Monday, April 19, 2010

If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You

Hello dear dear readers, Tis Monday night and a swell Monday night it is...
Just so everyone knows, the title of the blog has nothing to do with the blog itself, its just funny lol.
So i have decided to make a list of things i want to accomplish this summer, and i am going to share it with you all... since my summer has now started...
But before i do this, i could like to give the credit for this idea to Alyssa, who came up with it and i am kinda sorta stealing her idea. but i didn't look at her list so i am not completely copying. lol
So here is the list!!! (well part of it because i might add more later and delci will have to give her thoughts to me...)

1. Get a summer job
2. Act in a play
3. Karaoke at a bar
4. Get my own place
5. Road trip to guelph (again)
6. Clubbing in London
7. Clubbing in Toronto
8. Volunteer or work at television or radio station
9. Ride a horse
10. Go to Port Burwell Beach
11. Go to Grand Bend Beach
12. Sing at an open mic night
13. Go to a musical or play
14. Get a new pet
15. Go to a pool party
16. Have a bonfire
17. Go to a bonfire
18. Build a bear
19. Picnic
20. Go to the African Lion Safari 
21. Go Camping
22. Watch a meteor shower
23. Sleep under the stars
24. Sleep on the trampoline
25. Play soccer
26. Play Basketball
27. Play imaginary baseball
28. Play baseball
29. Water Balloon Fight
30. Water gun fight 
31. Go to Nana and papas cottage
32. Swim Across nana and papas lake
33. Cliff jump
34. Ride on the back of a motorcycle 
35. Go on a boat
36. Go on a bike trail
37. Go to a small diner in a small town for breakfast
38. Cards Tournament
39. Catch fireflies
40. Play in the rain
41. Dance in the rain
42. Save the park
43. Play hop scotch
44. Play with chalk
45. Blow bubbles
46. Go to the local folk festival
47. Go to the movies with my brothers
48. Go to the drive in near my town
49. Go to the drive in near london
50. Colour with crayons
51. Read a book and then watch the movie
52. Make freezer popsicles 
53. Camping in the back yard
54. Back yard party at Delcis moms
55. Kayak in the river
56. kayak in the lake
57. backflip off a diving board
58. Make a new friend
59. Have a song session in the park
60. Go roller Blading
61. Watch fireworks
62. Watch a parade
63. Bake cookies
64. "Jam" with other musicians
65. Nap in the backyard
66. Fly a kite
67. Walk through a forrest
68. Write a song


more to come lovies


Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Mr Baldy Head... SURPRISE!

Dear Mr Baldy head in front of me of the train... Did you know that your hair is starting to grow back and you look quite foolish? Did you know that i really badly want to pet your baldy head? Did you know that your head is very oddly shaped, and it makes me wonder why you decided to shave all of your hair off... Did you know that my hand is nearing the back of your head? Did you know that if the train jolts suddenly at all my hand will probably smack you in the back of the head? Oh dear... SURPRISE! Mr. Baldy Head..

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Friday, April 16, 2010

I Want To Eat Your Toe Skin

Goodday readers, how are y'all doing today? I hope you are swell.. Today it might be a little it hard for me to type because i have fake nails on that Delci says makes me look like a hoochy mama.. and who wants that? Unfortunately, i cant remove them for a little while so i am going to have to live with looking like that...
So im sure you are disturbed by the title of this blog, and i dont blame you honestly. Today the title actually has something to do with the blog itself, which is good. I would also like to point out that i dont like eating toe skin... i just thought i should clear that up before rumors start spreading... lol
So yesterday, i got a pedicure and a manicure, and i went to a little place near my apartment in Toronto. Asian people work their, so they have accents which makes what i am about to tell you slightly funnier.
A lady was giving me a pedicure while her husband was giving me a manicure, and it was very soothing.... But a part of a pedicure is removing little bits of skin from around your toe nail.. and as the lady was doing this, she was saying "ooo, ahhh, ooo" in a very excited way. Which i thought was odd but anyway... and then she started piling the skin she had taken off, onto the top of my foot. and she was gesturing at it with a big smile on her face. and she said "you like?" and i was just like "yes i do" and then she looked me right in the eye, and was just like "i want to eat it." and readers, i could barely contain my laughter. Then she proceeded to tell me that sometimes she wished she could eat her own toe skin, and then make biting actions with her mouth in the direction of the toe skin on top of my foot. I was quite disturbed and terrified. But i just smiled nicely and then started watching the tv in the room.
As if that wasnt bad enough, afterwards i had my eyebrows done and during the eyebrow "session" she patted me on the crotch quite violently and said "next time i do this too"!!!
lmao
So readers, after my stay in Toronto i have come to one conclusion.. and that is that Torontonians are COMPLETELY BONKERS... and although i love BONKERS people, these people have crossed a line that should never, ever be crossed.
I am scarred for life, and will never be returning their again.... Thats all for now sweetie pies.

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Hold On Tight: Its Going To Be A Wild Ride

Good afternoon lovely readers.
Its thursday April 15th.. and for those of you who dont know, its the last day in one of my lifes many chapters. Today is my last official day living in Toronto, my last exam. But its the first day of a ton of really great things too. I can see that my future is going to be very bright. I feel so positive about it!
Its a beautiful sunny day here in downtown Toronto, and warm enough that i am wearing shorts. (i think i sounded like a weather girl right there lol)
Which reminds me... did i even tell you guys that i was a weather girl at one point? lol another story for another day.
Right now i am sitting in my room looking out the window at all the people walking by. I love people watching (not in a creepy way lol) i just like thinking about who the people are, where they came from, and where they are going. Its like a story inside my head, and its entertaining on a lazy afternoon.
Anyway readers, my apologies once again for the short-ness of this blog... but i really dont have much time to blog right now... i will def. right more when im on the train home tonight!!!
For now, ttyl, WISH ME LUCK ON MY LAST EXAM!!

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Didnt You Know? Single is The New Pink!

Hey lovey doveys
(I would like to point out, the title has nothing to do with this blog lol, i just thought it was funny... and i came up with it!!!)
Anyway today Delci has told me that she does not like the new layout for my blog because it is confusing... But before i change it, i need to know everyone elses input... because i like the new layout and will not be changing it for only one reader! (sorry chica). So please leave a comment below about whether you like my new blog layout or not.... Thank you :)
Today is Wednesday... and i am at my uncles house studying and whatnot... I have another exam tonight which sucks but ah well.
So last night in my exam room, literally everyone was CHEATING! it was so funny. Right now im in night classes, which means that all the students (except me and like 2 other people) are older, like mothers and grandmothers.. and it also means a smaller class of like 18 people. which is very rare for university, but i guess that is what night courses are like...
anyway i was just sitting at my desk, minding my own business, writing my exam, then i noticed the guy beside me (one of the people i befriended in that class) was reading off a paper on the ground. beside him, an older lady was turned around in her seat and her and a younger lady were discussing an answer. On my other side, a girl held up her paper for another girl to read... I could hear voices coming from across the classroom too.. and the professor was just standing there... la dee da... acting as if he wasnt noticing any of this. IS THIS WHAT UNIVERSITY HAS COME TO? very confusing if you ask me. An then my "friend" beside me held is paper up, poked me, and offered me his answers... lol it was the strangest thing i have ever seen. Dont worry guys i didnt full out copy... i mean seriously, who knows if he is smart or not... but i did however use his answers to double check mine.. and alot of our answers were the same so that was helpful lol.
All in all i think the exam went pretty well. but i still thought it was odd that the prof was just allowing all this nonsense to go on...
anyway darlings, i have to get back to my studies... i will probably write again later, but for now cheerio..
dont forget to comment about the blog layout! and any other comments you may have!!!

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Comments

Hey readers, my comments page, although temporarily out of order, is now up and running again, so emailing the below email will not get you anywhere... PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS... xoxoxxox

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Coffee Jitters

Good afternoon Luvvies, and welcome to Tuesday.
Today i have the coffee jitters and am therefore shaking like a mad person. Which isn't fun because i feel like i might fall over. even though i am sitting down. lol
I have just been called a genius by my best friend, which is quite nice of her if you ask me. I just thought i would share that with you.
Ok readers, although i like hogging you all to myself. (lol) i would like to tell you about some of the other interesting blogs that i follow... Two of my friends have just started writing blogs and they seem promising... so here are the links to theirs : The Nice Guy: A Dying Breed (where you can ask relationship questions and get relationship advice, and im quite sure, also have a good laugh) and also Confessions of Your Average Princess (where you get to read the bonkers confessions of my bonkers besty... )
So please read these ok? lol
Anyway guys, it seems to me that people are unable to leave comments on here... i cant figure out how to put the comment thingy back so i am going to start crying probably.
But until this gets fixed (if it does) i would like you to please send me emails with comments about my blog. The email address that i would like you to use is theonlymisse@live.com . By doing this you can give me ideas about what to write about and whatnot. Which will make my blogs more interesting if you ask me.
Ok Dearies I must be going now. I know this was short but my studying calls me. less than 3 days until i am on Summer Vaca!!! SO EXCITED! love you all to pieces (but you already knew that)

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Monday, April 12, 2010

Hello Future

Hello Readers, i know i keep going on and on about the next chapter of my life and whatnot... but thats kinda what is on my mind right now. A lot of things are coming to a close for me right now and so i am looking fully toward the future. No turning around... I feel like i kinda need to focus my blogs on this right now, as the entire point of these blogs is not only for the readers, although i am grateful that i have them, its for myself to look back on and remember my thoughts and feelings and laughs that i have had in my life. In the 5 months that i have had this blog, already so much has changed. I have gone from having a boyfriend that i cared about, to a boyfriend who cheats on me, to no boyfriend at all.. and i am happier this way. I have gone from plans on continuing school for the next four years, to plans of travel, and a year off for work. I have gone from living in the heart of Toronto, to as of next week, back in my small town, living at home. I am sure that things are still changing drastically. But if you know me at all. you know that i love change. So tonight i have once again sat on my back porch and i have written out some words about my future on paper, because sometimes it makes my words feel more genuine if they are on paper instead of on the computer for some reason. I have however typed them up on here for you to read. But before i let you read it, i have some people to thank. I want to thank all of my readers for being so fabulous. You have all made me feel like my words are worth something to someone. I would especially like to mention a certain reader that made me smile today. He told me that my words ment something and that they were real. He told me that sometimes i make him laugh out loud, and sometimes i just give him something to reflect upon. He made me feel important and for that i am grateful. Thank you Taylor, loyal reader of Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History. You made my day today.

This chapter of my life that included you know who is officially wrapping up on thursday when everything starts fresh. I am so happy for the fresh start, I am so happy for the summer, I am so happy for friendships and laughter and music. The future, astonishingly bright, calls my name. Forces me to smile and look forward . I have no regrets for what has gone on in my past, no regrets for any of the decisions i have made. When looking back i see only positivity and lessons learned. Those who have hurt me and have asked for forgiveness have been granted it. I believe everyone deserves forgiveness. Those who have been true to me, I say thank you. Although it is night, i can still feel the warmth of the day. With a smile on my face i am facing forward. Willing to accept any challenge, anything that life throws at me, Willing to risk everything for adventure, Willing to take the hard road -whatever that means for me. Hello future, the world is changing, you can blame me.


Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Follow Me? Please?

Good afternoon readers, happy Monday...
Today is another bright and shining day, and you know who hasn't been on my mind once in the past 3 days. YAY
So right now i am on my back porch avoiding eye contact with the creepy old construction workers on the street. Gross. They seem to find it amusing that i am sitting out here and its really making me want to throw up in my mouth. which if you have ever thrown up in your mouth you would know is not pleasant.
Im wondering readers (if there are more than four of you out there) why you arent following me or leaving comments. it makes me think that Delcinea is the only person actually reading this. which is quite sad if you ask me. Since i put sooo much time and effort into writing this.... im just saying... lol
So right now i am suppose to be studying.. and i am kinda but i just feel like i need to blog. its like my daily way of just speaking my mind...
Anyway readers, last night i watched a movie call "The End of The Line." Which was chosen by one of my friends because we all wanted to watch a scary movie. The movie though, was not so scary, apart from the odd "boo" factor... now i should know because i CANNOT watch a scary movie no matter what... they freak me out so much, and therefore, since i was able to watch this movie, i can tell you it wasnt THAT scary... It did keep me entertained, but i wouldnt really recommend it.  So there is your movie review for you...
Something for Delcinea: Click me Delcinea (delci i hope you remember this... MUAH HAHAHA)

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Meow

From this day forward, my ex boyfriend will no longer be mentioned in my posts. He is a part of the last chapter of my life, and will not be including him in this next chapter. The future looks bright readers, i am entering the next stage of my life with a light heart, and a smile on my face. I will face the future with laughter, music and friendships.
Anyway readers, welcome to Sunday, a beautiful sunny, warm day it is... A day perfect for sitting on the love seat on my back porch and bathing in the sun beams. unfortunately for me, i also have to study, so i will not just being sun bathing today.
Today seems like the perfect day to listen to some jazz music and possibly some classical music as well. Right now i am listening to Joss Stone, Etta James, and Ella Fitzgerald. Very soothing if you ask me. Jazz music always bring me to this i guess "happy place" its just so easy to listen to and love.
Readers, i have a secret for you... Im kinda a smitten kitten right now. Take from that what you will.



















Anyway sweet readers, my apologies for not having anything comedic to say today, and more apologies for making this so brief. I DO have to study though, i am SUCH  a procrastinator..
have a wonderful day, i will probably write more later.

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Hickeys and Other Nonsense...

Good Afternoon readers. I have a hickey... i just thought i would let you all know that because that is what todays blog is about. Today i have decided that- because of my hickey- i will research about hickeys on the internet to gather more information. This is what i have come up with... (in red i will comment)













According to WIKIHOW: hickey is a discoloration of the skin—a bruise, really—caused by prolonged suction of the tongue and mouth against the skin. Hickeys are a right of passage, a mark of love or possession that advertises the hickey wearer’s relationship with the hickey giver. 
The article proceeds to tell about how to give someone a hickey... Because i guess for some people its hard to wrap their head around... (i happen to know people like this hahahahaha)


I am now going to share with you the steps that WIKIHOW gives for giving a hickey. very very interesting if you ask me :P lol 
Step 1: Choose the right spot You can give someone a hickey just about anywhere. The most common place is on the throat, because the capillaries (tiny blood vessels) that are broken during a hickey are pretty close to the surface and because you don’t need to remove any clothing to give a hickey on the neck. These are also the most easily visible, and while visibility is usually intended, you may want to give or receive a hickey elsewhere where it is more easily covered. 
Step 2:Place your lips against the skin, leaving your mouth open slightly in the middle Your lips should be parted as though you are saying the letter “O.”
please note: you should not actually say the letter "O" as you are giving a hickey. The person that you are hickey-ing will find it quite odd and will probably never let you suck their skin again.. 
Step 3: Suck on the skin Make a good seal with your lips against the skin, and suck the skin as though you’re trying to suck it into your mouth. Continue applying suction for at least 30 seconds, possibly more. The suction will break the capillaries beneath the skin and cause the characteristic bruising that is a hickey.
Step 4: Sit at home and keep reading these gay step by step instructions on WIKIHOW about how to do things with members of the opposite sex (or same sex... im not judging) because lets be honest.... if you researched this for anything other than research for your blog, then you have no life, and you have no one that is going to let you suck on their neck... its just the truth. dont be sad.
Yes readers, i have a hickey. and you know what... im proud of it... im not going to cover it up, im not going to make a crazy excuse, like the vacuum attacked me... For now its just a decoration on my neck. Im sorry for giving you a heart attack mom and dad... lol


Love Always

SmartyPants xo
p.s. here is a video on how to give a hickey that cracked me up soooo much! How to Give a Hickey Video


Thursday, April 8, 2010

Dave Is a Loser




















So how is it that when i am trying to me a nice person and have a chat with my was-boyfriend, that he is talking to another girl at the exact same time via text messages about how much of a bitch i am... oh ya and then when i catch him in the act.. he tries to turn it around to make it seem like i am in the wrong... WELL GUESS WHAT DUDE... this is not my fault! You are the ass who thinks he can do and say whatever he wants to whomever he wants. Thats not how it works... so GUESS WHAT you just lost me, and i hope ur happy because you dont get another chance... I think its funny really, because when you realize that you just fucked up (big time) you wont be able to fix it... Whoopsy bitch, you made a boo boo.
Whoever the next girl is that gets you (which im guessing is the whore that you have been seeing/talking to behind my back) i pity her. because she has to put of with your sorry ass.. But if it is your text whore that gets you next... then i say best of luck to both of you. after all she cheated on you before, then you cheated on me... you guys truly were ment for one another. As for me... there are other fish in the sea.

Not.Shedding.A.Tear

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Ass

Right now he's probably slow dancing (he cant dance)
With a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky (not likely)
Right now, he's probably buying
Her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey (bitch)

Right now, he's probably up behind her
With a pool stick (too bad he sucks at pool)
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know

I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive (if only he could afford a car)
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

love always


SmartyPants

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Poem :)

All in all the time has past
The doves have come and gone so fast
The earth is brown, a shadow cast
I didnt know this wouldnt last

Deep inside i looked for me
I found despair, ebony.
I lie awake at night and see
Maybe you wernt meant for me

A single rose left out to dry
The rose of past love
The rose a lie
I told myself i wouldnt cry

Goodbye my lover,
Goodbye my friend
Goodbye sweet boy,
It had to end

Goodbye my Angel
Goodbye my sky
Goodbye you lie
It is goodbye

Written by SmartyPants

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Ouch

Ow Ow Ow Ow Ow... Physical pain over an emotional thing. gahh ouch...

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

And I'm Like "Hot Damn, Let Me Make You My Boo."

Dear Readers, thank you for caring about my well being. I have received comments on my facebook page and i am grateful.
Today was a good day, mostly because it was filled with pure and simple nothingness. I am now watching two and a half men. A pretty funny show if i do say so myself... This episode is about Judith being preggo... In case you wanted to know. Alan is hoping that the baby is his... but Judith chooses to deny that they had sex like 5 months ago... lol i just thought i would share that..
There really isnt a ton to blog about today... Humm Dee Dumm..
Im gonna go now. Happy Tuesday, have a good night. xox

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Monday, April 5, 2010

The Watermelon Pissed On Me

Hello Darlings,

Im in a good mood tonight thanks to my dear besty Delcinea who has kidnapped me by mistake.
I was about to settle down in bed with some good old fashioned facebook (lol) and a bowl of watermelon pieces (Side Story: I was eating the watermelon and i was about to bring another piece to my mouth when the pieces' bottom opened and a puddle of watermelon piss fell onto my legs... It pissed on me!)

















Back to the previous story: and have a good thought session and a possible cry. When i heard someone honking like crazy outside my house. My entire family was asleep btw.. So i texted Delcin to ask her if she happened to be outside honking as she was just at her boyfriends house who lives just down the street from me... (common people, keep up)... She replied that she wasn't outside but could be in just a minute. So i hurried downstairs with my watermelon, in pjs, no bra, no shoes, all ready for bed... and Delci finally showed up...
Now i thought Delci and i were going to just sit and have a chat in the car... but the minute i got into the vehicle she drove quickly away from my house, zooming across town. I asked her to turn around but she insisted that she had to take the car home this very minute... So need-less to say, i was kidnapped by my best friend. (We are completely normal) But at least i am no longer alone with my thoughts... which is for the best for sure!!! Thank you Delci for kidnapping me!

Other notes...
Back to Toronto Tomorrow (ugg)
Fantastic Mr Fox is a great movie! (yay)

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Now I'm Left~ Cleaning Up The Mess He Made

Delci you may as not read this one... kinda soppy and whatnot..

Today although surrounded by family I found myself extremely sad.
As each of my family members came up to me and asked how i was i got the idea that they must already know about what happened between dave and I.
I suddenly was unable to tell anything, there was a huge pain inside of me that i didnt even know about.
I told each and every one of them that i didnt want to talk about it... Though im sure they would find out details some way or another.
The thing that i feel bad about is that my pain kinda came out as anger... and so i was kinda grouchy all afternoon... not the best way to spend easter.
Now as i am sitting here alone, I cant hold back tears. The boy that i loved for a year and a half is no longer in my life. Its for the best i know that but it just hurts so damn much....
And the thing is... i know im not happy in the relationship, but i cant help but regret the decision to leave him. I know its going to take a while for me to stop hurting completely. Having good friends helps... Having other people ;) around me helps. But i feel like im lost and confused when im alone.
I texted him a few minutes ago, just to say hey because he didnt text me all weekend. Im not sure why i did this because it is making me cry even harder. I told him i missed him, and i do. He was my first love, he was a part of a huge chapter of my life. But yet why then... last week when i called it off... did he just say ok. Couldnt he fight for me? Just a little bit. I think thats what hurts the most. not the fact that its over... the fact that he seemed like he couldnt care less about me.

sorry readers that this is so soppy, and diary-like... I might even delete this post tomorrow.. I just needed to attempt to put my feelings in word form. Im not the best at it. :P

For every man looking out for every girl. Make sure you are her guide and the weight of her world.

Goodnight readers, sweet dreams..

Love Always

SmartyPants xo

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