Hello Old lady, welcome to Starbucks... what can i get you today? oh you aren't sure? i would suggest looking at our very clear, large menus up there (points to the menu boards)... whats that? you cant read them? it must be your age... after all you are old. wait a minute... it might help if you could open your eyes... those eyelashes (fake) look awfully THICK... They are weighing down your lids... making it impossible to open your eyes.
I have a question for you old lady, and pardon me if im being rude... but why do you need to wear these lashes? no one expects you to look nice.. you are very old... and will be dead soon enough... what is the sense in gluing fakies on? I really am just curious...
Love Always
SmartyPants xo
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