"Shes the one with lipstick on her chin.
Heres what i need you to do...
Take this package... jump up and down 3 times while meowing... this ensures that you are worthy of the task.
Then Please Take the elevator Up 7 Levels (yes i realise that there are only 4 levels in the building... just do it)
When you find the 7th floor i want you spin around in a circle while saying the number 1, 7, 42, 81, 2000, 3256,3, 12334, 3563, and 222. The receptionist was hopefully at her desk while you did this and hopefully she punched the numbers in her computer. if not, then repeat.
After the numbers have been punched you will have access to the main office.
i want you to deliver the package to a lady named Helen Basket.
Shes the one with lipstick on her chin.
Thanks Intern Girl... i really appreciate it!"
Oh the joys of being the intern slave! Just kidding i secretly love it. well maybe not the fetching and delivering that i am made to do, but the other stuff... yah its sick...
So i would love to tell you that today consisted of more than folding papers, filing, and liking envelopes... but nope... not at all. But ah well. it is what it is...
anyway i hope to write more later. hope you enjoyed the funnys!! lmao
-Love always
SmartyPants
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