I am well, except for the fact that i am beyond stressed, and tired and yah... also im creeped out...
So last night i went to a club/ bar type place with my toronto gang, and it was actually really boring for a thursday night, and so therefore i decided to leave:
[In a cab]
Cab Driver: Do you smoke?
Me: Ew no
Cab Driver: Well you smell like smoke
Me: Oh well i was standing with my friend who smokes
Cab Driver: oh
Me: Do you smoke?
Cab Driver: Only Marijuana
Me: ohh.. [weird] ok
Cab Driver: and only when i want to have sex!
Me: Ohh [giggling]
Cab Driver: ya i last longer that way
Me: Ic ... Interesting
Cab Driver: yah and it feels better too
Me: Yep [ahh what a creeper... why are you telling me about this]
Cab Driver: i just like to touch every knook and cranny of a girl you know?
Me: [Small terrified laugh: oh please dont rape me]
Cab Driver: Thats what girls want right?
Me: guess so...
Cab Driver: yep where am i bringing you again
Me: [ahh]
luckily readers. i made it home untouched yet scarred for life. this 250 pound man is a little bit to open. haha made for a funny night though.. and FYI readers, i was in no way intoxicated, so each and every bit of this is true. just thought i would share this with you :P
Anyway i guess i will share with you the moral of the story. Smoking is bad, in general... and it causes you to smell like smoke, which causes creepy people -such as cab drivers- to talk to you about their sex lives. [and every knook and cranny] I dont really know how i get myself in such awkward situations, but i seem really good at it dont i? lol
Ok so i just wanted to share with you my favorite 4 places to be in toronto so far
The Unicorn Pub on Younge and Eglington
The Octopus on College and just past Bathhurst
Imperial Pub on Dundas and Victoria
and Filthy McNastys on Younge and Eglington
They are the bombest places to be... so ya lmao
Anyway i shall go now as i have shared with you my thoughts for today.
Remember what i told you. my morals to all of my stories (which are all true) will keep you safe and alive probably.. lol
Love Always
SmartyPants xo
No comments:
Post a Comment