Its a cold and windy Wednesday, and am spending my day inside my house.
Today i feel a little bit empty readers, but im sure im just having an off day.
Today i feel like there is something missing in my life, but i have no idea what that something could possibly be. But anyway, i will push that feeling aside, place a smile on my face and stop feeling sorry for myself. I have it a ton better then a lot of people in this world, so who am i to be in this kind of mood?
Anyway, How are you all doing today? I hope well lol.
Ill just tell a joke to lighten the mood, and then im going to go... i will blog more later... but for now i will probably just depress you. lol
A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a big note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde."
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree. The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
Love Always
SmartyPants xo
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