Hickeys and Other Nonsense...

Good Afternoon readers. I have a hickey... i just thought i would let you all know that because that is what todays blog is about. Today i have decided that- because of my hickey- i will research about hickeys on the internet to gather more information. This is what i have come up with... (in red i will comment)

According to WIKIHOW: A hickey is a discoloration of the skin—a bruise, really—caused by prolonged suction of the tongue and mouth against the skin. Hickeys are a right of passage, a mark of love or possession that advertises the hickey wearer’s relationship with the hickey giver. 
The article proceeds to tell about how to give someone a hickey... Because i guess for some people its hard to wrap their head around... (i happen to know people like this hahahahaha)


I am now going to share with you the steps that WIKIHOW gives for giving a hickey. very very interesting if you ask me :P lol 
Step 1: Choose the right spot You can give someone a hickey just about anywhere. The most common place is on the throat, because the capillaries (tiny blood vessels) that are broken during a hickey are pretty close to the surface and because you don’t need to remove any clothing to give a hickey on the neck. These are also the most easily visible, and while visibility is usually intended, you may want to give or receive a hickey elsewhere where it is more easily covered. 
Step 2:Place your lips against the skin, leaving your mouth open slightly in the middle Your lips should be parted as though you are saying the letter “O.”
please note: you should not actually say the letter "O" as you are giving a hickey. The person that you are hickey-ing will find it quite odd and will probably never let you suck their skin again.. 
Step 3: Suck on the skin Make a good seal with your lips against the skin, and suck the skin as though you’re trying to suck it into your mouth. Continue applying suction for at least 30 seconds, possibly more. The suction will break the capillaries beneath the skin and cause the characteristic bruising that is a hickey.
Step 4: Sit at home and keep reading these gay step by step instructions on WIKIHOW about how to do things with members of the opposite sex (or same sex... im not judging) because lets be honest.... if you researched this for anything other than research for your blog, then you have no life, and you have no one that is going to let you suck on their neck... its just the truth. dont be sad.
Yes readers, i have a hickey. and you know what... im proud of it... im not going to cover it up, im not going to make a crazy excuse, like the vacuum attacked me... For now its just a decoration on my neck. Im sorry for giving you a heart attack mom and dad... lol


Love Always

SmartyPants xo
p.s. here is a video on how to give a hickey that cracked me up soooo much! How to Give a Hickey Video