With a bleached-blond tramp
And she's probably getting frisky (not likely)
Right now, he's probably buying
Her some fruity little drink
'Cause she can't shoot whiskey (bitch)
Right now, he's probably up behind her
With a pool stick (too bad he sucks at pool)
Showing her how to shoot a combo
And he don't know
I dug my key into the side
Of his pretty little souped-up 4 wheel drive (if only he could afford a car)
Carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
love always
SmartyPants


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