We Can Go To The Park After Dark: Smoke That Tumbleweed

Hello complete idiots who are participating in 4/20...
Hello wonderful readers that are not..
Welcome to Tuesday, a bright and sun-shiny day! And a Stupid day to have 4/20... Which is stupid pot smoking day, which is just STUPID. (But that is just my opinion on the topic)
Well readers, i am officially moved back home, and i have a lot of unpacking and organizing to do.. but if i spend this afternoon doing it there shouldn't be a problem...
But ya, anyway i actually dont have alot to say right now, i just thought i would say hello...
Below i am going to post reasons why pot is bad for you.... please read and consider before you act stupid.

1. Save money. Most chronic pot smokers buy in quantity (the smart ones) and probably spend on average about $10–$20 per day depending on availability and which dealer is answering the phone. follow my suggestion about saving your weed money for six months, or until you are positive that you have kicked your pot "addiction."

2. Increased stamina. Smoking is death on your lungs. No question. If you're a chronic, then your lung capacity sucks, and you probably can't run two blocks without feeling like you are going to pass out. Pathetic. This is not healthy and lack of exercise is the leading cause of serious health problems of every kind.

3. Your loved ones. I promise you. No family member or close friend wants to see you stumble through life in a cloud of pot smoke.  Quit weed for your family. They want the best for you.

4. Sleep better. It's a well known fact that smoking weed before bed interupts or disrupts your natural sleep cycles. even though you have convinced yourself that you can't sleep without it, you are actually sabotaging your healthy sleep rhythms every night. After you quit weed, you will get better rest, feel less stressed and have more energy throughout the day. Getting the proper amount of sleep is a key factor in staying healthy, reducing stress, and ultimately living longer.

5. Anxiety disorder. It's a fairly well documented fact that long time weed smokers can suffer severe anxiety disorder after quitting smoking weed. Treatment for anxiety is incredibly difficult and complicated to implement. The longer you wait to quit, the more you increase your chances of becoming an unfortunate statistic.

6. Uncontrollable mood swings. If theres one truth you should admit to yourself, It's that your weed habit has made you a moody prick. When you're high, you're normal. When you're not high, you're much more of an asshole. Get real, you don't want to be that person. It's the truth for most pot-heads. I've know enough people like this, and they all think they're fine all the time.

7. Inaction and Impotence. I'm not talking about sex necessarily, I'm talking about your whole life. When you're high, you come up with all kinds of ideas that are never realized. Why? because when you are sober you don't tend to follow through, or even really remember why your idea was good (which it probably wasn't anyway). smoking weed provides the perfect excuse for actually accomplishing anything real because you are in a satisfied state. All of the things you wish would change, seem far less urgent when you're high, and escaping the reality of your situation, whatever that may be. Every time you get high, you pull the rug out from underneath yourself.

8. Learning disability á la Marijuana. That's right, you are impairing your ability to learn. There are extensive studies to indicate that things learned in one state, for example when you are high, are not easily remembered when you are sober, and vice versa. Can you say drop-out? Going to class stoned and then taking a test sober just doesnt work. Your education suffer if you continue to smoke weed every day. Guaranteed.

9. Decreased sex drive and dating woes. Want to suck the romance out of your relationships? Get high all the time, I promise you that the last thing you will feel like doing is to make love. Maybe at first with your new girlfriend/boyfriend it will seem fun, but over time getting high will take precedence over your love life. When you are happily stoned, you won't want to brush your teeth, comb your hair and feel sexy. You will probably watch more bad TV, eat take out more often, exercise less, and spend less time with your friends. By continually affirming each others desire to smoke weed, you will be perpetuating a climate of acceptance for each others pot habit. Single? Good luck finding someone that will put up with your chronic weed habit. even if you do, you will be continuing to "lock" yourself into a lifestyle you actually hate.

10. Social retard or recluse. It happens to just about every chronic, you simply cannot handle social situations without getting high to cope. This inevitably leads to avoidance, which eventually leads to a reclusive lifestyle , where the situations you subject yourself to are controlled by pot friendly places and people, but more often than not you just stay home by yourself.

 

11. Wasted time. What would you do if you could get back all the time you've spent trying to track down a gram? I Every chronic has the same story. Buying weed isn't like going to the corner store and getting yourself a six-pack. It's all about chasing around some seedy distasteful character who has you eating out of the palm of their hand.

12. Pot just isn't that good most of the time. Admit it. How many times have you smoked really good weed or really good hash. Not that many I'm willing to guess. The truth is, you can't just get what you want, It's what they got... which most of the time is kind of shitty weed, or hash that is cut with something horrible that you'd rather not know about. I

(THIS IS ADDED APRIL 21 2O1O: THE ABOVE FACTS ABOUT WEED WERE COPIED AND PASTED FROM A WEBSITE, AND ALTHOUGH IT SAID "I HAD EXPIRENCE WITH WEED" THIS WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE ELSE.)
Love Always

SmartyPants xo