Maybe Its Not My Weekend: Buts Its Gonna Be My Year/ Mexican Hat Dance

Good afternoon ladies and gents,
Today is such a gorgy day! As it has been alllll week! Which is perfectly wonderful in my opinion.
So readers, i am getting bored, and do you know why? Its because i am back in my hometown, which is small, and no longer in the big city of Toronto. In Toronto there was ALWAYS something to do, the place was always bustling, no matter how early in the morning or late at night. And here in my little home town, its always, BORING... gahh... I have plans to get out of here again, don't worry your pretty little heads...  Although i am enjoying being close to my family again!!! i missed then SO MUCH!!! and also my friends! but anyway.... I will either go back to Toronto to work when summer is over, or stay at home and save money until march and then head to europe to go backpacking for 4 to 6 months. Im leaning towards the second option, because rent in Toronto is ridiculous... So yah... lol i will post a map on here soon of all the places that i want to visit, but i cant right now because i am not currently on my own laptop, as it is dead as i believe i stated in a previous post... Right now im on Delcineas mothers mac, and it feels lovely to be using a mac again lol.
Yesterday I visited with my friend Karyn. Her and i have been friends since JK, and therefore we have been friends for over 15 years. Crazy! Since i am only 19! She is my oldest friend, and a very good friend at that! We had a very nice catch-up chat, as we haven't seen one another since before christmas. I just thought i would share that with you all! Hum Dee Dumb
Oh i know! Im going to look up instructions on how to learn to dance, as some people i know cant dance  and i think this might be beneficial for them, and of course i will add in my own commentary!!!  yay!! ok readers, i was unable to find the HOW-TO normal dancing, so i am going to tell you HOW-TO mexican hat dance!!! yay!

1. 
   
   Step1
   Wear the appropriate costume. The real Mexican Hat Dance is performed by a "charro" dressed in a traditional charro suit. This is a three-piece suit made of a vest, jacket and pants adorned with silver buttons along the seam. "La china" wears a traditional "china poblana" outfit. This consists of a white blouse with ornate embroidery, silk and beads, and a skirt decorated with geometric and floral shapes. 
   So basically, if you would like to dance this dance, you must dress your man like a gay idiot. Caution: this get-up has been known to cause divorce
2. 
   
   Step2
   Impress the woman with "zapateado," which is a sequence of tapping and stamping. The male does this in a choreographed step in order to entice the woman with his machismo.
   My phone is brilliant, i just tried to type in "Mexican Hat Dance" and it came up with "Mexican gay dance." seee???
3. 
   
   Step3
   Become drunk with love and glory. (women, if your lover is doing this dance, skip the love and glory and get yourself some absinth) The moment the man impresses the woman he must be overcome with these, at which point the women considers him a "barracho," the Mexican word for inebriate. The man is then shooed away. 
4. 
   
   Step4
   Throw the hat to the ground. (if you have remembered to wear one) Eventually as the tension builds between the lustful couple, the man throws his hat to the ground and kicks his leg over her head the moment she bends down to pick it up. (Many a black eye has come of this) This signifies that he has conquered his "china" (woman).
5. 
   
   Step5
   March in unison to a military tune called "diana." This shows that the couple has now become one.
6. 
   
   Step6
   End the Mexican Hat Dance with the couple hiding their faces behind the sombrero feigning a kiss to the applause of all who surround. You just learned the parameters of the Mexican Hat Dance, now go out and make it seductive, sexy and absolutely your own.

ok readers, if you fail at dancing, i would not suggest giving this a go... especially not in a club... lmao thats all for now loves

Love Always
SmartyPants xo