So im sure you are disturbed by the title of this blog, and i dont blame you honestly. Today the title actually has something to do with the blog itself, which is good. I would also like to point out that i dont like eating toe skin... i just thought i should clear that up before rumors start spreading... lol
So yesterday, i got a pedicure and a manicure, and i went to a little place near my apartment in Toronto. Asian people work their, so they have accents which makes what i am about to tell you slightly funnier.
A lady was giving me a pedicure while her husband was giving me a manicure, and it was very soothing.... But a part of a pedicure is removing little bits of skin from around your toe nail.. and as the lady was doing this, she was saying "ooo, ahhh, ooo" in a very excited way. Which i thought was odd but anyway... and then she started piling the skin she had taken off, onto the top of my foot. and she was gesturing at it with a big smile on her face. and she said "you like?" and i was just like "yes i do" and then she looked me right in the eye, and was just like "i want to eat it." and readers, i could barely contain my laughter. Then she proceeded to tell me that sometimes she wished she could eat her own toe skin, and then make biting actions with her mouth in the direction of the toe skin on top of my foot. I was quite disturbed and terrified. But i just smiled nicely and then started watching the tv in the room.
As if that wasnt bad enough, afterwards i had my eyebrows done and during the eyebrow "session" she patted me on the crotch quite violently and said "next time i do this too"!!!
lmao
So readers, after my stay in Toronto i have come to one conclusion.. and that is that Torontonians are COMPLETELY BONKERS... and although i love BONKERS people, these people have crossed a line that should never, ever be crossed.
I am scarred for life, and will never be returning their again.... Thats all for now sweetie pies.
Love Always
SmartyPants xo
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