Mr Baldy Head... SURPRISE!

Dear Mr Baldy head in front of me of the train... Did you know that your hair is starting to grow back and you look quite foolish? Did you know that i really badly want to pet your baldy head? Did you know that your head is very oddly shaped, and it makes me wonder why you decided to shave all of your hair off... Did you know that my hand is nearing the back of your head? Did you know that if the train jolts suddenly at all my hand will probably smack you in the back of the head? Oh dear... SURPRISE! Mr. Baldy Head..

Love Always

SmartyPants xo